Joke about George Bush

American President George Bush rode his personal rider, mountain bike, one day. Suddenly, he tumbled from that bike and was sent to hospital right away. The physician examined the president, and then gave him a prescription. When Bush went home, he opened the prescription. It said, "president Bush's brain has two parts, the right part is nothing left, and the left part is nothing right. Hush, don't tell anybody, it is a national secret!"

First time to cooperate with Foreigner

This semester, I take the couse named entrepreneurship principles and practices.
My partner is Richard who is from Holland. Actually, he cannot read Chinese cause he just came to Taiwan 2 weeks ago.(not sure) We made the discussion at 16:30, but he didn't show up at that time. He made me think of those attending Taiwanese's wedding party are always late for around 30 minutes. In fact, Richard showed up at about 17:00. He doesn't have bike, so he walks. When he reached, he was wet because of sweat. Then, he saw the paper I translated Chinese website into English version and made the ppt. His English typing is really fast! It took us 25 minutes to finish the ppt. Originally, I want to be the presentor, but I am afraid of that situation suddenly. Luckily, he did a good job even though he didn't familiar with content he was going to present.
Here comes a conclusion, I have to sharpen up my English ability...

The First Party

When I was here in taipei, yesterday was the first time to take advantage of the kalaokay machine to hold a party.When it was 17:00 which is the time party begins, there was no people coming, even a cat...We were afraid there are only lab members in the end. Luckily, around at 17:20, Sally, Jenny and Bill came.Later, more and more people came. No wonder everyone says that to be late is one of major traits for taiwanese. At the beginning, all people are shy because other didn't know each other. After a while, Alex and I ordered a song,"鹿港小鎮", we began to lose ourselves. In the middle of party time, Dr.Wang asked everyone to introduce self IN ENGLISH, because there was a British man, Jack, who don't know Chinese well. Although I have introduced myself in English many times, I still felt nervous!
During singing time, I finded out that what Kevin can sing is what I love. So match! by the way, Kevin is from China. He is a serious man, but I think we can become good friends. Why??? Because I am a serious person as well. :)
The Presents: Dr.Wang, British couple(Jack&Catherine), Helen, Alice, Anna, Bill, Shelly, Jenny, Charlie, Kevin, Jerry, Alex, Brian